catch-all: the one where we handwave the opposite of anders introducing himself.

[purities]

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[purities]

If it's this obnoxious, then I am glad it doesn't exist in my world.

[spiritbalm]

It has its uses.

[ gesturing for … mizu to enter first. wow? ]

Should still take a look, just in case. I’m more used to sticking behind the terrifying person with a sword.

[ squishy mages in the back. ]

[purities]

[looks at him up and down.]

Yes. You look like the type.

[magical dps :/

nobody in this thread is a tank, actually. but sure. okay. saunters in, not waiting for him to follow.]

[spiritbalm]

[ everyone says that until they really need that dispel magic on the screeching Revenant or chain lightning on the 400 giant spiders. anders isnt really offended for once. yes? he looks like a beautiful delicate princess?

following automatically like he’s used to it. ]

I hear this is all powered by electricity - so try not to drive your sword through it and electrocute yourself. ]

[purities]

[a beautiful princess who has suffered twink death... rolls eyes.]

I'm not some idiot who simply stabs things. [the cafe screen would beg to differ.] ... But electricity, huh? Interesting.

[but also, they are both now coming across... this.]

[spiritbalm]

I didn't say you were an idiot. If I thought you were an idiot, I'd tell you.

[ oh. hehe. this thing is terrifying but anders seems amused. ]

... You want to play it?

[ the instructions seem simple enough. he's already going to one of the wheels, fiddling with it. ]

[purities]

[stares at the time spent divorcing meter, like. I SEE.]

...

[sure. why the hell not. goes grab the other wheel, taking a second to look over the instructions.]

When you see red, push the lever for surge of rage... Sounds simple enough.

[spiritbalm]

I suppose that's what I normally do?

[ let's get messy.



STARTIN' TO SPIN THE WHEEL look he might be a pathetic mage but he does whip a staff around all day. he's got to have some arm strength. I got an 18 finally dice maiden loves me ]

[purities]

[dice maiden hates mizu because i have not been able to roll higher than the 12 i just got

so i guess ander's creepy divorce doll yanks the house to its side and flashes red. pull the lever. go on, get messier.]