catch-all: basilio.

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week zero, saturday...1!

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[in the (throws dart) mansion kitchen. mizu is examining the dented kitchen knives, like. >:( mumbling.]

They can still be repaired, but...

[why!! would you do this!!! the poor knives.]

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[ honestly, also staring at them like why!! would you do this!! ]

I mean, they’ll still be fine for cookin’ with. Bit of a pain in the arse to work around if they’re too dented but—

[ staring at one that looks like it’s suffered deeply for its dreams. ] We only just got the bloody kitchen an’ all. What’s the point of messin’ with it?

w0, monday

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[ well if you've ever wanted to see a cat/dog man's entire tail and ears puff up like he just got struck by lightning, now's your chance.

because bas just hit some button at the sound stage and now the sound system is blasting music really loudly, out of nowhere. ]

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[HELLO?????

i guess they're both reacting like cats because mizu immediately whips out the sword first, analyzes the situation later. spots bas near the buttons and ages ten fucking years.]

I thought we agreed you would stop touching things.

week zero, friday...2!

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[did they even leave the beach? mystery.]

Seems that it's possible for a dead man to die, after all.

[much to think about...]

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[ emotionally they will never leave. ]

Think I would've liked never findin' out.

week zero, sunday...2!

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[well. they all just witnessed something deeply personal and also incredibly fucked up, so that's fun.]

For a place where we're meant to "redeem" ourselves, they really do believe an awful lot in an eye for an eye.

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[ i hope they get to do laundry and taxes in their next life ]

It were downright cruel, when you look past all the confusion.

w1, thursday

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[ never mind no chao for you



just bas being like help??? did they get healed?? ]

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[imagine if mizu just bled out and died from sheer stubbornness

anyway, bas can find mizu on the library cushions, bandaged up, left eye carefully covered, and wearing a nice clean set of clothes. unfortunately, our resident doctors insisted on providing medical attention...]

w2, monday

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[ well ok it's the tea party

but bas is just here staring at these moving chairs like what the hell is going on here. but also his tail might be swishing to the music. just a little. ]

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[making such a fucking face at just. the entire vibe of this place. i have no idea if this is pre or post our jabberwocky adventures, but i guess it doesn't matter because mizu looks to be .5 seconds away from murdering the record player either way.]

Incredible. It's starting to make the last area look appealing.

week two, thursday.

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[LOOKING FOR HIM...... where is he and did he get medical attention? mizu will immediately look him up and down to make sure he's not actively bleeding. hi.]

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[ imagine if i was like no he ran from all doctors AND del.

anyway he is pretty bandaged. he's not actively jammed, no! ]

week three, tuesday.

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[imagine being powerful enough to write a proper starter on memshare week... anyway, regardless of wherever the heck they actually intended to go, they're now back in the funhouse. behold, a memory.]

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[ i am already in the dirt.

but wow. mizu. be still my beating heart. she'd hate me so much but i love her. ]

...


Slimy little git, weren't he?

w3, friday

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[ well.

fuck, amirite? ]

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[fuck indeed....... looking him over for injuries, just in case.]

Did you see Zhongli last night?

w4, monday

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[ mizu!!!!


come to the tavern!!! he's learning how to make japanese food now!! ]

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[OUR TAVERN that we only had for one day before ruining.]

... Huh. [looking around! curious.] Not bad.

week five, monday.

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[welcome to the ball pit car!

there is a foot sticking out of the ball pit.]

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[ I SEE ]

Uhh.

[ can he like. drag the foot? without being stabbed? ]

w6, monday

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[ I SIMPLY THINK MIZU SHOULD PET SOME CATS

so they can be in the cat cafe. there's a cat just sprawled across bas's shoulders like 'fuck yeah this is the life' ]

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[CATS... the concept of a cat cafe is so foreign for a ye olde. mizu is looking around in mild confusion, pausing at the outfits and accessories in particular, before noticing bas.]

... Huh. I see you've made a friend.

week six, friday.

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[:man_standing: in last swordsman...

looking at ramiel's message, frowning. on one hand, this sucks. but on the other, well.]

... I suppose we'll be reuniting with him soon, if all goes well.

[i hope jan gets IMMEDIATELY cucked on sunday.]

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[ this is what i hope too. she takes one step in and gets immediately booted. ]

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Yeah, but we've still got the whole circus of trial and execution to get through, don't we?

w7, monday

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[ i cannot decide a location so for the moment, voided. ]

Well, they weren't kiddin' 'bout them all bein' back soon.

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[slowly nods in the void.]

I forgot how... loud it was. When we were all together.

[though judging from the vibes, this is not a bad thing.]

week seven, friday.

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[sets us up for friday morning

basilio can find mizu somewhere in the mansion, blearily drinking coffee, looking very much like someone who might have accidentally overslept, and squinting at chipper. but overall, there's some relief here, since—]

... No announcements. Good.

[no die day... wahoo... (our livers are the only victims this week.)]

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[ are they hungover.




looks at chipper as well. ]

Wow. They really weren't kiddin' 'bout last week being ... well. The last week.